Sometimes Fitting In Is All About Being Different

raggedyanndy:

9gag:

If you were a girl, what would you do?

[Image: A Yahoo! Answers question asking “If you were a girl, what would you do?” This is the answer given:

If i was a girl, i would get pregnant as many times as possible, then have abortions after the third month of being pregnant so i would deliver a potato sized 1/3 developed dead fetus, then i would take the fetus, put it in a jar of preservative liquid and put it on a shelf in a secret room in my house, and i would do it until i had so many that the rooms walls were nothing but potato sized aborted fetuses, then i would have a kid and when they’re bad i would make them sit in the fetus room.]

LOLOLOLOLLLLLLLLLLLL  OK so most of the comments on this are people freaking out but Roommate and I think it’s fucking hilarious! “then i would have a kid and when they’re bad i would make them sit in the fetus room” = the best part!

my friend told me about this today. found it and reblogged. my comment? “Darling, these are your brothers and sisters. Remember what you could have been, and be thankful that I decided you were the one.”

My friend decided it must be difficult to have that many feotuses and pregnancies to actually fill a whole room full of them, so do you get a whole group of girls together, in a group house, and all contribute to the foetus room? This is a very valid question.